Tesla

SERIESThe Corporate Emancipation: Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 We’ve reached the conclusion of our series. Having thoroughly diagnosed the systemic dysfunction and psychological toll over at the Gigafactory, it is time for a solution. Dear Uncle Elon: Here are my terms. Let’s skip the pleasantries. You’re bleeding talent, your … Read more

SERIESThe Corporate Emancipation: Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 Welcome back. Yesterday, we established that working at Tesla is functionally identical to a toxic eleven-year marriage. Today, we step inside the minds of those still trapped on the inside, waiting for their own glorious uncoupling. Imagine a group of seven … Read more

SERIESThe Corporate Emancipation: Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 Yesterday, I introduced you to the strange phenomenon of the “Happy Tesla Refugee”—inspired by my own son’s recent, highly celebrated termination. Today, we diagnose the pathology of the beast itself, and why escaping it feels so familiar. There are few feelings … Read more

SERIESThe Corporate Emancipation: Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 There is a standard script for how a person is supposed to react when they lose their job. There should be shock, followed by a mild existential crisis, a sudden tightening of the household budget, and perhaps a somber updating of … Read more